i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
he’s all like “yeah, bitches, in England I am king.
When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half
if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS
new from crayola:
The only thing I hate about reading is I get so attached to the characters. And after I finish the book, that’s it. I will never learn anymore about them or their life or what they ate for breakfast. No matter how many times I reread the book, I will always only know the same amount. And it saddens me. Finishing a book means losing people close to you.
that is why we have fanfiction
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AU: After Dean escapes Purgatory, Castiel is left completely and utterly alone… that is until the Doctor, the hopeless romantic that he is, finds him and offers to take him to Dean.