boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union
We’re good at this.
the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
Must reblog Black Widow. Always.
What I love about this is Coulson in the last gif. Instead of freaking out, he’s just like “Lah-de-dah *whistles* Please don’t let this take too long…” like anyone else put on hold.
Bank teller laughing at robber.
She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao
did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
10 million pounds
1/3 of the government’s reserve
like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it
why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve
why don’t all goverments have a maple syrup reserve
Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.
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